Banned Besties Club

Dirty esports are Celebrated.

Banned Besties Club Where success isn’t clean, perfect, or measured — it’s shared. Banned Besties Club exists for people who understand that fun doesn’t disappear just because a plan falls apart. Sometimes the factory overloads, the goal goes in sideways, the extraction barely succeeds, or the build turns into something far larger than anyone intended. That’s not failure — that’s momentum. We believe in chaotic success. If you’re here to win together, fail together, and enjoy everything in between — you’re already one of us..

Banned Besties Club Behaviors

Sometimes it’s building the largest boat anyone’s ever seen on a modded Minecraft server because someone said, “What if we just kept going?” — and nobody stopped them. At Banned Besties Club, failure isn’t punished, mistakes are mocked, and effort matters more than outcomes. We play competitive games with competitive egos, cooperative games with pressure, and chaotic games exactly as intended..

What we want

We want the lewd and the crude. the bashers and thrashers. We want people who aren't offended by the word moist. Cowboy once said "I don't trust people that don't like Peanut Butter in their chili." We believe him. Come join the crazy train, All Aboard. Come build some shit, talk some shit, score some shit and when you're done, brag about your shit. Not on ratemypoo.com though, we don't endorse those fuckers.

Come one, come all, just not Travis' Mom.

We play a collective of Minecraft(modded-fabric), Rocket League, Arc Raiders, Palworld, and even Satisfactory. We have whitelist-only servers, for Minecraft, Palworld and Satisfactory and anyone joining is vetted before given access. This is strictly a 18+ community, NO EXCEPTIONS.

Random Schedules

Sarcasm and Dark Humor

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We don't have lemonade, but we make lemons. Banned Besties Club

Link up and get going, loser.

Fast Paced Stupidity

We'll dunk on you, with you, and then say "Your Mom" like it never happened. This is the way it must be, because we aren't soft, and the skin here has 4 C's.

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Your contributions will go unnoticed, unmentioned and unappreciated like you're begging your Mommy to put your coloring page on the fridge all over again. We aren't your dad, and it's likely he isn't your father either. Good luck with that one.

The Truth?

We're all normally shirtless sweats bragging about our patent pending "Food Activated Seat Warmer"s. We love animals, and hate people, because people genuinely suck. Literally. Come test your Seat Warmer today.